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LIAM LICKED THE FUCKING MIC. HE LICKED THE FUCKING MIC.
WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK.WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK.WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK.
IVE FALLEN AND I CANT FUCKING GET UP
Should’ve gotten life alert
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My five year old cousin sent me a box of homemade cookies with a note that said they were blueberry flavored.
sweetie they are pink with strawberry pieces, I think they are strawberry
UPDATE:
GUYS
THIS TASTES LIKE BLUEBERRIESHOW DO THEY TASTE LIKE BLUE BERRIES
I THINK WE HAVE A SORCERERS PROTEGEE ON OUR HANDS
is that picture of jensen in some sort of frame where did you get that
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- me: time for bed
- stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
- brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
- muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
- skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
- ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
- eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
- mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
- body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
- me: ok
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Wow, would you look at that. It’s a family watching a nice movie. Nothing weird about that, right?
Wrong.
The Williamson family wanted to take a picture of themselves enjoying their new TV. Turned out this photo of them would be the last one ever taken. The entire family was found dead the next morning. Don’t believe me? Look in the upper-left corner of the photo. Do you see it? That’s the thing that murdered the Williamson family.
It tore off the skin of each of its victims and left a trumpet in their hands. When their bodies were found by the police the next morning, the words “doot doot” were found scrawled in blood on the TV and all over the walls.
Tonight this menace will come for you too unless you reblog this within the next ten minutes.
THIS IS NOT FAKE!!! Reblog this. Stay safe. And if you hear a faint “doot doot”, there’s no point in running. Because there’s nothing you can do to escape it.
no don’t you dare bring this back i swear to god
the williamson family oh
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Raven understood what being a teenager was really like.
The last one killed me
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